btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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