I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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