Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He shit in the fireplace
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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