i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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