it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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