I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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