at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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