We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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