you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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