My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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