Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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