Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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