Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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