found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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