This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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