I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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