Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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