If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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