the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Randomize