She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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