Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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