ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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