I feel like abortions should bother me more
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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