So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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