So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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