She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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