Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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