I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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