I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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