This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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