we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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