Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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