this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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