Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
A+ Viking dick
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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