So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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