She just used a chaser for red wine.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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