Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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