I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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