She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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