Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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