help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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