Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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