you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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