What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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