This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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