Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You've changed since you got that strap on
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