they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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