He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize
