A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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