i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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