Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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