youre lurking in front of me
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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