Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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