sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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