hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
