Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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