making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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