is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Found your dick twin last night
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
tell me about the eggs
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